Pink Sparkles Sequins & Recycled Denim Heart Barrette
Upcycled Corduroy Heart Keychain
The holiday of love is almost here – Valentine’s Day! Around these parts, it always gets overshadowed by Carnival season, but Valentine’s Day is still a wonderful holiday in its own right.
I recently restocked a bunch of favorite Flytrap funny greeting cards, and added some new ones, perfect for Valentine’s Day:
Romantic & Funny Love Card, ”Long Term Short Term”
FRONT
My Love, for the long term, I want to love you, hold you, adore you, please you, take care of you, and make you the happiest person who ever was.
INSIDE
For the short term, I just want you to do me.
Hilarious Love Greeting Card, ”Less Farting”
FRONT
I don’t know where I’d be if I hadn’t found you, my love.
INSIDE
But I’m betting there’d be a lot less farting.
Funny Adult Love Card, “You Not Jesus”
FRONT
I’m so glad I found you.
INSIDE
Instead of Jesus.
Okay, so maybe these cards aren’t appropriate for everyone or every situation, but I sure know a lot of people who would appreciate them!
