Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

I’m sure you’ve been invited to one or two of those office get togethers or holiday parties over the years. You know the ones – where you play “Dirty Santa” or the white elephant game and exchange ridiculous gifts that end up making everyone laugh but that, for the most part, no one wants to take home. Want to be the hit if your next party? Here are my picks for some of the best funny white elephant gift ideas that are sure to please.

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity

The most totally inappropriate, and amazingly fun party game on the face of the planet. Which makes Cards Against Humanity a white elephant gift you’ll probably fight to keep for yourself. Or try to convince everyone to play after the gift swap is done.

asshole repellent gag gift

Asshole Repellent

This “Asshole Repellent” is, quite possibly, the ultimate ridiculous gag gift, especially for company office parties. Sure, I doubt it’s going to ACTUALLY keep the jerkwads away from your desk, but it sure might lighten the mood around the office when you whip this can out and give a few quick spritzes.

Sir Perky Wine Corkscrew

Sir Perky Wine Corkscrew

Gag gift for your favorite wino cougar friend? Check out this Sir Perky Wine Corkscrew, that looks like a very, uh, excited little man ready to open your bottle of Pinot Grigio! There’s also a Sir Perky Bottle Opener and a Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper for the perfect trifecta of drunken gag gifts.

Skip N' Whistle Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater Santa Dinosaur Pullover Sweatshirt

Ugly Christmas Sweater Dinosaur Pullover Sweatshirt

This faux “sweater” is just what the doctor ordered for those ubiquitous hipster holiday parties where vintage ugly Christmas sweaters are de rigueur. New Orleans based Skip N’ Whistle offers up a whole line of “Ugly Christmas Sweater” inspired tees and sweatshirts, but I gotta say.. this dinosaur themed ugly Christmas sweatshirt is my fave of the bunch!

creepy horse head mask

Horse Head Mask

You’ve probably seen these creepy horse head masks around. After all, there’s an entire Internet meme centered around them. Which makes them a great weird gift to creep all of your friends out with.

Canned Unicorn Meat

Canned Unicorn Meat

So this canned unicorn meat is in no way edible or delicious (really, it’s just a stuffed, dismembered toy unicorn in a can), but it WOULD make an excellent white elephant gift that is sure to get some laughs at your next office Christmas party!

Very Best of David Hasselhoff

Very Best of David Hasselhoff CD

Now here’s a great white elephant gift to give: a collection of top hits by everyone’s favorite Baywatch hunk and German pop music star, David Hasselhoff. Seriously, if unwrapping this one doesn’t get a few chuckles or nervous laughs, I don’t know what will.

Microwavable S'Mores Maker

Microwavable S’Mores Maker

Who doesn’t love roasting a bunch of delicious s’mores around the campfire? This fun and affordable microwavable s’mores maker lets you make ‘em, easy-peasy style, at home. It might not garner any laughs, but it probably WILL be one of those Dirty Santa gifts that everyone is fighting over because they actually WANT to take it home!

Limited Edition Zombie Ammo Can

Zombie Ammo Can

A perennial favorite, anything zombie-related is always sure to be a big hit at parties. And this zombie ammo can is actually functional – YES, you can store gun ammunition in it and everything! Or you could use it to pack your lunch, or even as a travel case for toiletries and cosmetics. The perfect compartment for zombie hunters on the go!

Heinz Spotted Dick Pudding

Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

You probably have to be born in Britain to want to eat this. Because with a name like Spotted Dick sponge pudding, it just sounds so delicious. BUT, you have to admit that something this strange would make an excellent funny gift to pass around! That said, maybe after the laughter dies down, you can all indulge in some of this dried currant pudding, perhaps while enjoying a spot of tea?

A Christmas Story Nightlight Leg Lamp

A Christmas Story Nightlight

A holiday classic, everyone loves the weird leg lamp from the movie, A Christmas Story. Bring on the smiles with this A Christmas Story Nightlight, which is a perfect size and price for a gift exchange.

Luggable Loo Portable 5 Gallon Toilet

Luggable Loo Utility Portable Toilet

This portable toilet actually DOES have its uses – after all, it’s made for outdoor activities such as hunting and camping. But just because it’s functional doesn’t mean it can’t be a funny gift! For bonus white elephant party points: wrap up this big 5-gallon bucket in a big box, but hide a bottle of booze inside, to keep things interesting at the party!

The Original Road Kill Cookbook

The Original Road Kill Cookbook

I feel like this road kill cookbook belongs to the Dirty Santa gift exchange hall of fame. It’s the perfect gift for this kind of event – after all, it’s the kind of thing no one really buys for themselves, but everyone loves to share the pleasure of browsing what’s inside, like cars slowing down to ogle a wreck. It’s human nature to want to gross ourselves out, right?

The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder Designed By Raffaele Iannello

Ex-Boyfriend 5-Piece Knife Set

This ex-boyfriend 5-piece knife set also serves as a great divorce party gift. Or maybe a really tongue-in-cheek bachelorette party gift? Even though the design is silly, it’s actually a pretty useful gift, all things considered, and the set comes with a 25-year warranty. How’s that for a long-term relationship?

Boyfriend Pillow®

Boyfriend Body Pillow

This boyfriend body pillow serves as a warm arm around your shoulder, at bed time, or during a plane ride. (You can imagine all of the weirded out glances from fellow passengers already, can’t you?) This bizarre pillow also makes a funny gift idea for a holiday Santa gift exchange!

Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

A beloved favorite of ironic hipsters everywhere, the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt is sure to be a crowd-pleaser at your holiday parties. Not a fan of wolves? Don’t worry, because you could always opt for a similarly ridiculous tee featuring a unicorn, kitty catsa dinosaur or even Abraham Lincoln riding a bear instead.

DEMETER Pizza Cologne Spray

DEMETER Pizza Cologne Spray for Men & Women

Really, who doesn’t want to smell like pizza? To be fair, DEMETER makes a wide array of weird scents that mimic everyday smells. Some are delicious smelling, like a Cosmopolitan cocktail or vanilla cake batter, but pizza perfume? Sounds like a perfect white elephant gift idea to me!

Polaroid camera toilet paper holder

Polaroid Camera Toilet Tissue Holder

At least this idea is somewhat practical, but still utterly ridiculous at the same time! Give your office mates a Polaroid camera themed toilet tissue holder at the next holiday gift swap.

can of uranium ore

Can of Uranium Ore

So maybe if you work at the Department of Homeland Security, this can of uranium ore might not be such a great gag gift. Or maybe it would be, hrmm?? This IS actual uranium ore, BUT it has a low level of radioactivity. A sample size like this is most often used for testing Geiger counters. But it could be a funny gift, nonetheless.

Testicle Self Exam Kit

Scientific Testicle Self Exam

There are so many jokes just waiting to be made, as someone unwraps this scientific testicle self exam kit. “Hey Bob, your mom helped me try this out last night.” Or some other witty repartee. But seriously folks, this kit is actually used by health care professionals, and everyone knows how important it is to give yourself regular once-overs, in the name of health. Plus, according to reviews, this rubber scrotum works as an excellent “makeshift stress ball”!

Teddy Bear Lamp

What about this adorable (yet slightly demented!) teddy bear lamp? He’d look kind of sweet on a bedside table, but he’s kind of creepy at the same time. You can bet there won’t be another one like him at the office gift swap!

beardo hat in gray with brown beard

If there is one thing hipsters love, it’s facial hair. Beards, mustaches, sideburns, you name it… But what if you’re that guy who can’t quite grow a full beard? Or maybe you’re a girl and testosterone-ly challenged? Or maybe you just need an utterly ridiculous gag gift? Never fear: the Original Beard Hat is here! This knitted beanie hat comes ready to keep your whole face warm with a detachable, foldaway beard! You can even get the beard part to match your natural hair color. It’s available in blond, brown, ginger, or black beards.

BeerMo - Mustache Beer Charms

Everyone knows about wine charms – they come in handy at parties (like a Dirty Santa party!) and let you mark your glass so you don’t mix up your drink with someone else’s. Enter the BeerMo – a fancy schmancy mustache shaped charm to slip over the lip of your favorite frostie beverage, whether it be a beer bottle or some girly wine cooler. They make a practical yet silly white elephant gift. Get them here – $11.99 for a pack of 6.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Create funny cat memes at home, with this vinyl turntable inspired cat DJ scratching pad! Sick of your kitty tearing up your favorite furniture? In need of a purr-fect scratching post? But maybe you’re the ultimate hipster at heart – one party crazy cat lady, and one part vinyl music lover.

You’re in luck! This Cat DJ Scratching Deck solves all of your problems. Let your kitty rock out some awesome tunes while scratching its claws. This turntable would make a great gag gift for the resident cat lady at the office Christmas party!

I hope this list has inspired you with some funny gift ideas for your next Dirty Santa gift exchange or white elephant office party!!

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